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netphoria 

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"
You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?
netphoria by kim September 27, 2004

netphoria 

A steaming pile of shit cesspool masquerading as an internet community in which whiny, confused Generation Y brats complain about every last everyday banality known to mankind.
Kindly jump off a cliff and land in Netphoria, you ass-dwelling fuckface.
netphoria by lush July 4, 2004
hello i am a retard who buys nft SAYY WHAAT U DONT SEE THE POINT IN BUYING IMAGES?? U MUST HAVE NFTPHOBIA
nftphobia by nftarecringe December 12, 2021

newphoria 

The feeling of happiness or excitement about something newly acquired.
Every year on the day after my birthday I have an overwhelming feeling of newphoria about all the presents I got!
newphoria by Andy Cretcher March 3, 2008

Netiphobia 

The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.
Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.

Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.
Netiphobia by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009

Neuphoria 

When a Gamer is playing a game from their childhood or remembering something from those years.
Im feeling *neuphoria* just by playing this old game.
Neuphoria by Cap_djeriko June 16, 2020