Small, flat and wet country somewhere in Northern Europe where everyone is tall, smokes weed and rides a bike.
I'm a Dutch citizen, I come from the Netherlands.

The Netherlands are far out!

I'm smoking weed in The Netherlands.

by welovetrash November 10, 2007
A small country between Belgium and Germany, where pot is allowed.

It should lose all right's as a country however as it's military can go on strike, and will never cross a picket line.
Person #1: Hey Abder, did you hear the Netherland's army went on strike.

Abder: I did Aleit.
by The ducki November 03, 2009
My country: above Belgium and next to Germany. The beautifull Northsea creating a coast with lots of beaches.
Very modern with very big city's but also small ones. Famous designers for shoes, clothes and bling-bling.
And NO we don't wear wooden shoes, that's like 300 years ago lol! The windmile is very rare here, because it's so boring! :P

The weather is either good or bad, it depends. Our language is cool and we use many weird expressions such as: Dat breekt mijn klomp
( That breaks my wooden shoe )as in: I'm suprised by this, Im shocked

Our gouverment is very soft, the jails are like hotels with playstations and it's legal to have 5 grams of weed/pod/dutch with you!!!
Dutch person A: Alles goed?

Dutch person B: Ach doe gezond man, wat is niau?!

Dutch person A: Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt maar je weet niet wastkeburt :P

Dutch person B: stfu....
by Robinio June 06, 2005
Ofcourse it's (...)ing boring here, but the UK is nothing better, shut up Sjembek. *superiority feeling* Anyway. The country now known as Belgium was once part of Holland, untill they stood up against the dutch king for letting them slack off. Now we have a frikkin small country and make fun of the Belgian people. The Netherlands are known for the Delta Works, which is a wonder of the modern world. We invented some snacks like Kroket and Frikandel, etc. Things like wooden shoes, windmills etc. are all in the past, although some still wear it, for example farmers. We are also known for tulips, weed, red light district and eating raw fish.
"Where do you live?"
"In The Netherlands"
"Oh, you mean with the Hookers and weed?"
by Jan peter Balkenende October 13, 2005
The area usually concealed beneath one's undergarments
i usually wear fruit of the loom over my Netherlands
by Dizzle b dizzle March 25, 2008
a fictional place where peter pan lives, fights with captain hook and all the widdle orphans live forever. and wendy would lose her bloody button and then make out with jeremy sumpter.

or maybe i got it wrong...
by badkisser March 18, 2006
A small, yet developed and well furnished country who despite its pitiful size and population has managed to obtain some importance both in Europe and abroad. While its development is admirable, it is home to probably the most bland, unimaginative and boring people on the planet who rigorously stay within their circles of friends and plan everything ahead of schedule. In hopes of stimulating some sense of adventure in its people the government has legalized the use of marijuana but the effects have been negligible.
After graduating from school Sam decided to fly to the Netherlands and stay in Amsterdam for a week. After three coffee shops and a whore Sam realized there was nothing else to do in the country.
by OptimusFingPrime January 17, 2010

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