Netgirl

An online girl addicted to chat who courts online relationships yet will compulsively lie about her activities, whereabouts and even go so far as to concoct a fictitious identity complete with fake pictures or "favorable angle" headshots.

You just found out the "Netgirl" aka "Professional Netgirl" who professed undying love to you is married in real life, does not live in The Hamptons, for example, and just cyber-married three other guys in chat while sleeping with various bar acquaintances because she's psychosexual.

Netgirl by Jim Finger June 11, 2010

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Newgirlthemesong

The word is new girl theme song, often mistaken for new girl the me song. It is used to describe a person named “Jess”.

“New girl” is an American television sitcom created by Elizabeth Meriwether and originally aired between 2011 and 2018.

The theme song “Hey Girl" is a song by American recording artist Zooey Deschanel. The song was written and produced by Zooey Deschanel. It is two minutes and thrity-five seconds in length and the it ends with the lyrics “it’s Jess!”

Yo yo yo what up newgirlthemesong?!

Newgirlthemesong by Yoyoyojmw December 30, 2021

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netgirth

the circumference of your penis multiplyed by the length of your penis

Johnny’s netgirth is 13.1 inches

netgirth by Ticklewickel JR. May 15, 2024

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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