Nerp

To recalibrate one's emotions. Verb

Jason was mad so I told him to nerp.

by TMA_V12Viper February 23, 2003

social nerpes

A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.

"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"

by Squob to Gob March 8, 2012

callo nerp

the hottest person to ever exist in the historey of evere omgmgogmgoggomgogogomgomgomgomgmogomgomgmogogmgomogmgomomgomg

Callo Nerp is so hot <33333

by Callo Nerp October 12, 2021

Nerped a Lumby

When managing money paid by others and pooled for future disbursement on their behalf, and you feel the urge to take some for yourself as an unapproved "service fee".

"I hear that Tristan collected all of the funds from everyone for our Fantasy Football League but he Nerped a Lumby; so now we are way short of funds in the pool."

by Saundoggy April 6, 2022

nerp

A word used to say "fuck you" in another way of saying,
in other words "fuck you" means nerp

person:"hey wanna go out sometime?"
you:"nerp"

by sorhoho February 11, 2008

Nerp

Nerp is a more fun way of saying nope, sounds better in texting

You like chocolate cake
Nerp

by Thorbob October 20, 2019

Nerp

Broad term for the useless parts of the internet where you just kill time.

"Hey! whatcha doin right now?"
"Oh, just herping on rhe nerp."

by Rev. Dick Serious July 18, 2023