1. the act of being a nerd
2. to spend countless hours at a desk studying, often with nothing but a computer, some writing utensils, a caffeinated beverage, and the light from your desk lamp to keep you warm
A really dorky guy who usually wears thick glasses and pocket protectors. Also is frequently seen with a TI-85 calculator to solve problems such as "how to not get laid" and other similar things.
Cool guy: "We shoulda never gave those niggers money!"
Nerdalinger: "Let me calculate the probability that you said that statement twice before in the last 500 seconds, which comes out to be five minutes exactly, and in nanoseconds I got laid."
The moment that you finally come to the realization, regardless of how cool you try to convince yourself that you are, that you are most definitely a complete nerd.
The moment that you finally come to the realization, regardless of how cool you try to convince yourself that you are, that you are most definitely a complete nerd.