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The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.
Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!
by Dong Cheadle September 13, 2011

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