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64.
Someone who has the complete knowledge (and then some) to create MDMA(ecstacy) and nootropics(permanent brain boosting smart drugs), but are too chicken and brainwashed governmentally to do it. Nootropics are non-toxic and increase IQ and memory while cognitive enhancers (like mercury) only give a temporary boost while leaving the brain toxic and worse than before. Nerds are joining the illuminati to screw us all, when, in the end, the illuminati will screw them first. Foolish freedom stealing nerds. Bill Gates has joined them. Rob Portman is an illuminati member. Tyranny WILL FALL! The NWO WILL FAIL!
Dude A:Have you heard how nerds made a nootropic illegal?
Educated Person: Actually I read it online! How can they do that? Do they want us all to be morons or what!
Dude B:It's all part of the NWO, man! They want us ALL to be dummies. They only want intellect for themselves with their crazy obsession with "genetic modification", which caused many deseases.
Educated Person: Nerds think they own everything, when they all look like dick heads.
Nerd: looks stereotypish Uh? Don't we all should eccept that I'm smarter than all of you. Only nerds with genetics and illuminati will control all. Killing 90 pur-cent of you, hahaha!.
Educated Person: No one's talking to you. Shut up, Assface!
Dude A: Yeah! SHut up!
Dude B: Shut the hell up, "Nerd". (N)oob (E)ating Ronald (R)eagan's (D)ick! N.E.R.D.
by GhostlyTruth July 27, 2012
 
65.
A person who is unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.
He's a great guy, but sometimes you have to overlook all that cluelessness. He's a real nerd, up there in Asperger's territory.
by radiofox April 21, 2005
 
66.
A real nerd is smart and stylish, but they are secretly nerds. An idiotic, school obsessed, fool who is least likely to go to college, be social enough, or at least wear normal clothes. The media potrays the steryotype, and they demonstrate that the media is telling the truth. When someone looks up the word nerd, the F**king images tell it all. why don't nerds (or white N***ers) grow up and wear stylish or regular clothes and post them on the internet (even 1990s clothes would be OK. If not, GO TO HELL "NERDS". From

a different and stylish (brand name clothes and shoes like nike, adidas, air, avirex, reebok, ect.) dude with lots of confidence, intelligent, was laughed at the most for over three years in high school who considered himself a nerd in an overflowingly positive way until that was shattered by harsh reality. I am not a "nerd" anymore because of F***in' "nerds"! If not, all of you "nerds" (including milhose whose a geek (air-head with loser clothes) are going to pay. Your clothes wouldn't even help the needy ('cause they're not desperate).You "nerds" are sooooo foolish not even Mr.T could pity you. You "nerds" are so unstylish not even Naruto could believe it!!!!! "Nerds" are all neeks: Smart like a nerd, but as unstylish as a geek.
Mr.T:I pity da foo, but not da nerd(Mega fool or "nerd")!
Naruto:!!That's right, I can't believe it!!
"Nerd":neek
by Nerd2O January 28, 2010
 
67.
a person who is a smart, always-being-picked-on person that is specially smart on the computer. also a person who's Iq exceeeds their weight. ie. Bill Gates
look at him, he looks really nerdy!
by Borg Villaflor Rawks!!! April 03, 2007
 
68.
a person you will probably end up working for if you aren't already. so watch what you say to them.
holy crap i knew him when we went to high school, he was a nerd, now he owns 5 BMWs and who knows what else
by blckblt6 May 19, 2004
 
69.
ok.. just correcting the dumb ass who put the wrong definition up first....
it's NO ONE ever really dies!
by therdi April 21, 2003
 
70.
They typically have one
or several fields that they
can't get enough of learning
about.
Being scholarly is one of the
biggest misconceptions about
them.
They don't neccassarily have to
be super-studious
(a lot of them aren't actually),
but a general craving for random
but useful knowledge is what
they exhibit.
Online gaming, DDR, anime, and
manga among various other things
tend to be their interests.
They also normally have GREAT
taste in music =]
Nerds may be socially awkward at
times, but just like
everyone else --
they're wonderfully outgoing
and fun when around like-
minded people.
A nerd will be friendly with
anyone who's nice to them;
the non-cocky ones are always
great about setting stereotypes
aside in relationships.
A nerd is almost always generally
a sincere, fun person who
you can almost never have a dull
conversation with.

In short, nerds are some of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
by SufferingxArtist July 10, 2008