If ur uber smart, ur 10% nerd
If u hang out with kids in the band, or has A.D.D. or A.D.H.D,or hangs out with his parents
rather often, or is just very very very very unpopular, or acts all weird (read: Conor McDonald, King Nerd himself) then ur 20% nerd
If you wear totally geeky clothes such as too tight plaid shirts in a bright color, uber tigh flood pants,thick glasses with duct tape on them, ur 30% nerd and if ur all of the above ur 50% nerd
Oh and if u have tons if allergies, many freckles ur 40% nerd
If you like dolls and babyish stuff or/& computers A LOT (as in Age of the Empires type computer games and those lameass websites like www.funnyjunk.com take up a lot of ur time, IMs emails etc. don't count because U actually have a social life) + all of the above ur 65% nerd
If u r afraid of being alone in a scary place or the dark ur 67% nerd
If U aren't embarassed that U act like an 8 year old/on speed when ur 12, you're 69% nerd
If u wet ur pants in gr. 3, have sexual relations with ur cousin, have crushes on nerdy nerds & all of the above ur 85% nerd
If U spend ur Friday nights having dinner with ur family ur pretty nerdy, I'd say 90% nerd
If U go to Brooke elementary ur 99% nerd
If ur all of the above ur 100% nerd
Nicky Goodwin, Conor Moore, Conor McDonald & Ajay Parmar r super nerd
Kiara Bailey & Abbi Ayers are half nerds
by d June 06, 2004
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One whose IQ exceeds his weight.
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
An individual persecuted for his superior skills or intellect, most often by people who fear and envy him.
by zx August 15, 2002
An 'individual', i.e. a person who does not conform to society's beliefs that all people should follow trends and do what their peers do. Often highly intelligent but socially rejected because of their obesssion with a given subject, usually computers. Unfortunately, nerds seem to have problems breeding, to the detriment of mankind as a whole.
"Nerds are clearly superior to us in every way.. Let's worship them as our Gods"
by IkeM September 27, 2003
A stereotypical label used to describe a person that is socially inadequate. A four letter word, but a six figure income.
Think Bill Gates, but typically on a smaller scale.
by merebear May 25, 2004
That Nerd is my kind of person!
by ecs25858 December 10, 2010
A person who gains pleasure from amassing large quantities of knowledge about subjects often too detailed or complicated for most other people to be bothered with.

Often mistaken for Geeks, who aspire to become nerds, yet lack the intelligence, and end up giving nerds a bad name due to their poor social skills.

Non-nerds are often scared of nerds, due to their detailed knowledge, and therefore seemingly high levels of intelligence - and subsequently denegrate them as much as possible as often as possible.

Nerds exist covertly within the fabric of society, often choosing to 'nerd it up' in private or in the company of fellow nerds. It is for this reason they are feared the most - unlike geeks, who are easily identified, nerds can only be found out when casual conversation reaches a subject that they like nerding.
Geek: "I am a nerd"
Nerd: "Let's bash this nerd"

Nerd: "That'll teach you to go playing with my tesla coil"

by Nerdinator November 01, 2003
the group of people who will most likely make a life changing invention that will radically change the world. the computer was invented by a nerd. the macintosh/apple and windows were invetned by nerds. jocks and normal people have no claim to civilization except for being the hard labor. nerds actually do the thinking. so jocks, fuck you, and go eat your steroids
Nerds created almost everything that civilzation needs, such as computers, calculators, windows, etc.
by LilChineseEgo <--thats my AIM March 20, 2004
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