neptune

The seventh and final movement of Gustav Holst's "The Planets" entitled "Neptune, the Mystic."

Neptune, the Mystic is the most mystifying of the suite.

by King Poseidon January 31, 2008

neptune

A gender-challenged human (supposedly?) whose sexual preferences range from bi to homosexual to just about any other that exists. It resides at Witty, Cyber World and is at constant... hard work in its office/dungeon of its many fortunate victims. Its SFO (Sexual Frustration Occurances) are unlimited to several witnesses of this sexy beast. :D

"Vanilla Popsicles" often pop up in a converstaion concerning Neptune.

by Harika May 31, 2006

neptune

cute, soft, sweet. An amazing friends who needs a lot of love and must never be left alone. Deserves all the hugs in the world and if anyone ever leaves her and makes her sad, they will definitely pay

Omg, I love neptune, she's so adorable and deserves a lot of love.

by Yoonglrs January 23, 2019

Neptune

Nep-toon, n. Alien visitors taking the form of young hip hoppers

Neptunes are Star Trak fans upon meeting humans offer the Vulcan geeting, "Live long and prosper."

by Eye October 5, 2003

neptune

a n.e.r.d or a geeky person or goof

That new chinese kid in my math class is such a neptune

by matte October 13, 2003

neptune

A somg about nappies...

I sand a nepTUNE.

by Sabian June 3, 2004

oh neptune

An expression used when something goes horribly wrong but you are somewhere where it is inappropriate to use the term "fuck" or any other vulgar therm.

Oh neptune the orphanage is on fire!

by BillNyeTheCoolestGuy August 11, 2015