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nef
A freak/creep/weirdo with a funny accent and cheese tetas.
That guy just touched my ass. And He smelled like cheese. I hope the police arrest that nef.
by bazooka tooth December 10, 2003
 
1.
Nef
Created in the Anandtech forums, it was a member who posted useless crap to increase his post count. Hence, the term eventually branched out in to other forums and became a popular term among forum goers. Lifers are usually a harmless bunch, not as vicious as trolls. All they care about is the postcount..
You're such a nef.
Stop neffing your lifer.
by prop August 19, 2004
 
2.
nef
usually found in forums;
somebody who wastes a post with a useless remark or comment just to increase their post count.
POSTED BY: uselessuser

hey yo sups dudes, ..i just took a shit just now! cool huh! ur thoughts?
by dan January 08, 2003
 
3.
short for "nephews", this word is commonly used to describe your close friends or relatives in the hood. This word is similar to the word "homies", but is used in more serious situations. Not to mention this word can also be used in place of "swear to god"
"Nefs I ain wit that breezy takin my bank rolls"
or
"I gat nefs in this hood that will knuck if you talk shit"
by ziggy ohh February 25, 2009
 
4.
nef
v. or n.

Much like post whoring, but usually much more comedic and with more of a purpose (I know it's an oxymoron). Created in the AnandTech forums (likely in ATOT).
(to a nef that isn't funny):
Stop posting/BAN!/DIAF, you worthless nef.
by ts3433 March 24, 2005
 
5.
Nef
A derogatory term for "neo-feminist"
Hey girl how are you?

I'm not a girl I'm a womyn. God, society's gender stereotypes have reall-

Oh shit, sorry. Didn't realize you were a nef
by Logan Iota March 25, 2014
 
6.
NEF
Not Even Funny
Abbreviation to "NOT EVEN FUNNY"

Nef can be used in speech and on internet (forums or chats). A proper moment to to call the word is when someone tries to be clever and fails.
by DjMaCk0k$ June 06, 2011
 
7.
Nef
A sweet little person who cares about everybody more than themselves.

You're well my wee Nef, always putting everyone first.

Nef is the nicest little person in the land
by Fluffiest Bunny November 15, 2007