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a person with very few outstanding qualities. A person who completely blends in with his or her surroundings. A person who fits into no social class from dork to jock.
Wow, I didn't even know that kid was in our class, and we sat next to eachother the entire year? What a neff.
by neversummer5720 June 11, 2005
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AKA a random kid; someone with no distinguishing features
THat kid is such a neff, he lacks any sort of distinguishing feature at all.
by Anus Face March 04, 2004
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outsider who doesnt fit in with the rest of the crowd
man: who is that kid
kid: oh, thats just a neff.. he doesnt talk to us
man: thats too bad
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Hey Renee, Wanna have a NEFF??
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It means young boy or a older person who likes to act young.
by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers June 10, 2009
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nephs
"On my dead homies from the Mountains of West Virginia"
(East Coast dialect.)
Neffs on Star Wars.
Neffs on Pizza Hut.
Say Neffs!
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v. To send data, usually with a phone, using near-field or NFC technology. Often involves the use of jailbroken mobile devices. Popular with New York City teenagers.
Yo, neff me that new Akon track and I'll hook you up later.
by Dwight3000 December 29, 2011
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