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A replacement for the word "nice". It is used to exclaim great news.

Often used in reference to a sexual innuendo or while congratulating a bro in his sexual conquest.
Sam "Josh and I took those twins to poundtown last night!"
Parker "Neesh!!"
Will "Fucking Neesh"
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1. A verbal outburst showing great excitement and delight for a person, place, or thing beyond what normal words could possibly express. May also be accompanied by a physical gesture or movement.

2. Extreme, overwhelming giddiness.

3. An expression originally used by YouTube member "Dax Flame".

4. Variants: To neesh; the act of neeshing.
"I just won free Iron Maiden tickets! Neesh!!"
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An excessively large head, or dome piece.
jordan has the biggest neesh ive ever seen in my life, what a tool.
by I <3 Soccer. May 14, 2009
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jason wants to plow the neesh.
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A no-no. Something that is to not be done. Usually a warning given after a rather repulsive action.
You hooked up wit her? Neesh, man, neesh.
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Neesh (Nee*shh)

Most commonly used in replacement of the word "Whore".
She slept with three guys at the same time? Wow, she IS a Neesh.
by 1337complete August 31, 2005
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Verb: to spill a quantity of alcohol on one self
"damnit, i just neeshed my beer."
by qwaka November 19, 2003
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