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Me! I am a total and utter Neek and fiercely proud of it, thank you very much. Neeks are cool people who are somehow mistaken for uncool/dipshit-style-losers by proud owners of Croydon Facelifts and M.C. skills ("Boo-yaah, I deck you man, boo boo, aw naw heavy bled, innit innit yeah I is heavy, you is...shit bled top neeky man you're gay. Gay gay gay gay gay. But me is not gay. Me is horny. Yes bled heavy"). Neek is derived from 'nerd' and 'geek' both meaning approximately the same thing i.e. clever (so all of a sudden it's a bad thing to possess a brain and be capable of intelligent thought?). The point is, if you get called a neek, be proud. It doesn't mean anything negative, it's townies resenting your superior mental capacity.
*headbangs*
"Stop dancing u neek"
"No, fuck off, but thanks for recognising my neekiness"
*walks off*"You're gay"
"yes, very much so."
*breaks into run to confer "heavy heavy" to crew*
by hermaphrodite June 05, 2004
 
9.
The Theory that the nerds and the geeks will unite as one and destroy all who stand in their way.
A:That new theory's pretty disturbing
B:The Neek Theory?
A:Yeah
by hugewangc April 10, 2009
 
10.
a combination of a nerd and a geek.
Wow, Chels, you're a gamer and a blogger, you wear glasses, and you are OBSESSED with anime. You are such a neek. But we love you anyways!
by iluvkamakazi April 24, 2009
 
11.
Originally a very flexible term, it became the deviation of the N-Word. Not for derogatory use, but used as a nickname for friends of all racial/ethnic backgrounds. Quickly rising in popularity throughout the Northeast.

The word was first found as the youth sought a new, creative way to call people 'homie' or friend.

Linguistic Pathway - N1gg3r (N word) deviated into the catchy Nikkah in suburbs and the cities, where it then manifested into the phonetic abbreviation of Nikkah, NEE-KAH, and became Neeks.

And the rest was history, folks...
Friend #1- Sup neeks.
Friend #2- Huh?
Friend #1- Your so behind on the times, homie....
by Seoras December 31, 2010
 
12.
Mixture of the two words, Nerd & Geek. Often used as an insult.
Katie : Wubu2?
Robbie: Playing On Pokemon, Sick Bladd.
Katie : Such A Fxckin Neek Mate.
by Katie Bruce February 28, 2008
 
13.
Originating from a cross of nerd and geek is possible, although the word means fuck in Arabic apparently. It generally means someone who is quite awkward around people "neeky" is the adjective form. The "neek" is not actually a bad or unpleasant person, they just lack in social skills, and occasionally need a slap.
Someone who instead of attempting to socialise with the majority will strike up a conversation about something no-one wants to hear about, but everyone has no right to complain about either, thus taking command of their own "neeky" little world.
When someone acts in a foolish and pathetic manner, they may well be referred to or spoken at in a thus like manner "Shut up you fuckin' neek!" or "Dude, you're such a fuckin' neek man" something along these lines.
by Kit H February 03, 2007
 
14.
A geek and a Nerd put together

Nerds- People who have general knowledge on generally intellectualy subjects, books, histoyr, literature, math, academics etc.

Geek- People who knows technology and video games, not always very knowledgable
RC YOURE A NEEK!
You Neek! you spent way to much playing that knowledgeable video game that your brain is going to fry!
by Melissa S. June 08, 2006