To borrow something from someone and refuse to return it even if they know you have it. You can even send the original owner a photo of you with the item. Sometimes it can even turn into a game.
Person 1. Where did you get this cool skateboard?

Person 2. Oh I nealed it from that idiot David down the street. I am constantly nealing things from people. Haha.
by Mutat September 12, 2015
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A nigga with a huge dick if he's black he have big muscles and nice hair he often smells good and is very smart we neal is young he will be shorter then most of his friends but that will change when he gets around 15 years old
Neal da realist nigga ever follow me on Instagram at nailer_nsc
by ABLACKIDIOT December 22, 2017
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Small penis. Quite good in business. But ultimately just a tiny penis.
Is that a mangina or just a Neal?
by Circleoftruth February 19, 2018
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In the 80's tv series 'The Young Ones' a Character named Neal symbolized the pinnacle of a pacifistic no good hippie.
The other characters had none respect for him what so ever...

A 'Neal' is a weak, soft, pacifistic person, that you do not respect.
"Hahaha very funny, Neal!" - Rick Mayal
by Joram June 8, 2004
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Someone that has no friends,depends on his parents to stand up for him, can't do anything for him self.Thinks everyone likes him and has no clue that he sucks as a human being.Talks about everyone else because he feels shitty about himself-Sad waste of life!
Person 1; I need some gas for my car! Can I borrow

$10.00?

Person 2; Quit being a "Neal" and get a job!

Person 1; Noone ever helps me out!!

Person 2; Thats because you have no friends, and besides

you're a "Neal"!
by Not Neal's Mama December 29, 2010
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guy that collects shit and likes to draw cows. He also talks about his money a lot, but knows where he's goin' in life.
Wow Neal, you're drawing a cow again?!
Ok, Neal, we get you like your money...
by cowlover22 February 15, 2017
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a.) A homophobic slur.

b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.
"Did you hear? Adam got kicked out when he came out to his mom"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"

"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"
by Sylviana Morel April 11, 2022
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