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Nasserfied 

When an Omani portrays himself as a hardcore gangster yet responds to the sighting of a Nasser in a frightful and girlish way. The Omani then proceeds to take revenge on the harmless Nasser, by brutally murdering it ( halal style of course), and leaving the Nassers dismembered corpse in a communal smoking area. This most likely occurred outside a block GH, hence the putrid and pungent smell outside the building. Investigators are currently analysing the disturbing footage as recorded by the CCTV camera outside the building, in hopes of bringing this Omani in for questioning. Should this man be recognised and punished for his criminal offence, he will have been 'Nasserfied'.
Person A: Omani, where is the cat?
Omani: wh...wha...wood is dis?
Person A: You kill the cat because it's not in your flat!
Omani: Yes Yes I stab that cat I like.
Person A: I'm going to the Police to get you Nasserfied.
Nasserfied by Nasser the Cat June 1, 2011

Nassered 

When you go to the doctor for a legit treatment but end up having your orifices finger banged
Me: I went to my chiropractor to fix my low back pain but left feeling butt hurt.

Friend: You got Nassered.
Nassered by Humpmando May 18, 2018
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Nasserie 

cussing a lot is nice and funny is sarcastic and love to joke around and also loves sci -fi movies and is obsessed with the ILUMINATI but is over all awesome and the best friend ever!
dang did you see what she did she is such a Nasserie
Nasserie by Forever bubblegum September 20, 2016

nassereddine 

Nassereddine is an ambitioned guy! He follows his Dreams and lets nothing come through it. He also looks special, just beautiful. Nassereddine is a good listener and always gives good advise. He is a really Special guy, you should appreciate it and don't let him go.
Mom: "Where are you going my daughter?"

Daughter: "I'm going to appreciate Nassereddine's attendance"
Mom: "Use condoms"
nassereddine by Emily422 December 30, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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