Napolitanoian Ice Cream 

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.

Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

Napolitanoian Ice Cream by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010

Napolitano'd

Having your crotch grabbed at the airport by TSA agents under the new Fall 2010 security guidelines.

If everyone gets Napolitano'd the terrorists won't win!

Napolitano'd by Freddom Frisker November 24, 2010

napoletani 

German’s biggest Mafia Family with a 10 feet Australian Dinosaur. They often drink Actimel.

These Napoletani’s sure have a lot of money

napoletani by Yeayeet November 22, 2021

napolitano 

An ugly ass man with a very tiny penis, and a huge bootyhole. Is a strong believer in bestiality and enjoys having sex with horses.

He's such a Napolitano!

napolitano by MamamamaMia November 18, 2013

Neapolitanism 

A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.

It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.

Neapolitanism by Iscariom January 15, 2020

Napolitano Pastry

A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.

There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.

Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!

Napolitano Pastry by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011