Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.
Name Definition for a whore named Fellatia: Fellatia is a lovely girl who lives in Des Moines. She has long brown hair, she is kind and beautiful and you will fall in live with her as soon as you meet her. You will want to sniff her butt, beat up her mom and burn down her house. You will still love her after her boyfriend kicks your ass and even after her parents get a restraining order on you.
by Drunken Horde August 2, 2016
Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.
Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1. A personal attack against someone with that name.
2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1. A personal attack against someone with that name.
2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.
2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.
Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.
Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
by deathwish124 May 15, 2009
a really annoying thing that happens a whole lot. For some reason people have the habit for writing definitions for names.
Ex. Bob is the most caring, athletic, cool guy you will ever know. he is also (insert other random bullshit).
really? I didn't know Bob was all of those things. In fact I know a guy named Bob and he's a DICK.
Now you see why name definitions can backfire and have no use?
Ex. Bob is the most caring, athletic, cool guy you will ever know. he is also (insert other random bullshit).
really? I didn't know Bob was all of those things. In fact I know a guy named Bob and he's a DICK.
Now you see why name definitions can backfire and have no use?
by 1266828 November 18, 2010
When people define a name of there boyfriend,girlfriend or themselves and write about how amazing they are.
Name Definition: Evan is the coolest and most awesome person ever!!!
Random Guy: I know a guy named evan who is a DICK!!!
Random Guy: I know a guy named evan who is a DICK!!!
by Cookiey Monster Flag December 31, 2011
It's often a stuffy, full of crap definition made up by some geek hundreds of years ago. If the name Chastity meant "one of pure action" in the 1600s, today it means, "hot-ass stripper who swings on a pole." Name definitions change with the way society interprets them. Old name definitions are worthless.
Hey Jayden, I used the namememes website to look up your name. While it says your name means "warrior of justice", it also says the average person finds your name pretentious and douchie. I guess your traditional name definition doesn't mean shit!
by sundownr01 December 27, 2011
A definition on urban dictionary which defines someone's name, usually the definer's name, or the name of someone who the definer knows about.
Self-definition:
"Bob is a sweet person who is a sex god"
Defined by Bob
Like:
"Jane is a sweet person who is nice"
Defined by John
Hate:
"Bob is an asshole who defines names, and is so fat and ugly."
Defined by Jane
Name Definition
"Bob is a sweet person who is a sex god"
Defined by Bob
Like:
"Jane is a sweet person who is nice"
Defined by John
Hate:
"Bob is an asshole who defines names, and is so fat and ugly."
Defined by Jane
Name Definition
by Preinstallable September 26, 2020
People who make this kind of definitions are either extreme gay or too bored
And is a violation of the new definition ToS as it says never use infamous people names
And is a violation of the new definition ToS as it says never use infamous people names
Guy makes Olivia
Definition:is a hot girl
Guy makes tyler
Definition:He's cool
People still press ADD IT button
Another guy saw the name definition
Another guy:oof(oh fuck) they made an extreme stupid and gay definitions
Why do they make these gay definitions for the dictionary
Nvm it's complete gay already
Definition:is a hot girl
Guy makes tyler
Definition:He's cool
People still press ADD IT button
Another guy saw the name definition
Another guy:oof(oh fuck) they made an extreme stupid and gay definitions
Why do they make these gay definitions for the dictionary
Nvm it's complete gay already
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 12, 2019