Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!
Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!
by Biden is a dick January 11, 2023
An annoyance that frequent urbandictionary.com editors may commonly encounter. When someone defines a name followed by another word or phrase a myriad of times. It's an act that no-life dumbasses do because of severe nearly fatal boredom. It's something thats extremely annoying to avid Urban Dictionary editors and all those caught participating in this act should be caught, temporarily incarcerated, and then immediately beheaded. And no, I'm not being cute.
Kris dannon - a great drink
Kris kringle - a fucking fat shit
Krisshna - a sexy bitch
Kris microbyte - a jew
and a million more, all begenning with "Kris"
ALL authored by, Eyekintgetnopussy
repeat name definition
Kris kringle - a fucking fat shit
Krisshna - a sexy bitch
Kris microbyte - a jew
and a million more, all begenning with "Kris"
ALL authored by, Eyekintgetnopussy
repeat name definition
by Steagles June 6, 2006
Most likely made by people who want their name to be something about them having a big dick when they obviously know its not true or people who want raise their Self Esteem
Person Uno: My name on urban dictionary apparently means "someone who has a big dick"
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((
by jetmysterydino September 5, 2018
For people who have low self-esteem, that they make definitions about their names so they can feel better.
People: Look at Helen, shes on Urban Dictionary, I wonder what she is typing.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.
by Coora's Tanabata February 15, 2020
The Name definition, the thing every high schooler shares with their classmates laughing about a silly definition. Usually written by the person of that name, enemy or significant other. Usually just kind of sucking their dick or saying how they are the worst
An Urban Dictionary Name Definition could go like this "Garrett is a blonde creative type with okay features, probably skinny and always is there for you"
by lilpumphasnotalent February 10, 2018
These name written by the holder of these names or someone who hates them, there is no in between.
People go to look at their names if they feel sad or wanna see if its true. sometimes even for a giggle.
People go to look at their names if they feel sad or wanna see if its true. sometimes even for a giggle.
"urban dictionary name definitions time :,)"
"why is she on urban dictionary so much?"
"shes looking at her name to see who likes her"
"that poor girl"
"why is she on urban dictionary so much?"
"shes looking at her name to see who likes her"
"that poor girl"
by computer person July 7, 2021
When you're feeling down and look up your name in the Urban Dictionary, and its a big paragraph about how amazing you are. And u know no one else would write that for you.
Friend: "Hey dude, I was having a bad spout last night but I looked up these name definitions, and These name definitions bring my mood up. I needed that."
Friend 2: "That's amazing dude!"
Friend 2: "That's amazing dude!"
by I'm A Disappointment March 20, 2019