5 definitions by Drunken Horde
Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.
Name Definition for a whore named Fellatia: Fellatia is a lovely girl who lives in Des Moines. She has long brown hair, she is kind and beautiful and you will fall in live with her as soon as you meet her. You will want to sniff her butt, beat up her mom and burn down her house. You will still love her after her boyfriend kicks your ass and even after her parents get a restraining order on you.
by Drunken Horde August 2, 2016
"Hey man, you hear about T'Rone's ex girlfriend?"
"You mean that bitch he made up a definition for her name on Urban Dictionay say her name mean a girl that sweet and smart and beautiful and we told him he a fool cuz that bitch a ho?"
"Yeah that the one. She dead"
"HAHA, nice! How she die?"
"Shit, that bitch was on the needle man. She OD in a shitty motel out on Seventh Street and the said homeless dudes was bustin they nut up in that dead shit."
"You mean that bitch he made up a definition for her name on Urban Dictionay say her name mean a girl that sweet and smart and beautiful and we told him he a fool cuz that bitch a ho?"
"Yeah that the one. She dead"
"HAHA, nice! How she die?"
"Shit, that bitch was on the needle man. She OD in a shitty motel out on Seventh Street and the said homeless dudes was bustin they nut up in that dead shit."
by Drunken Horde July 31, 2016
Non-pejoritive slang term used to refer to an African American person. Thought to derive from "black Angus."
"Ever notice there are no angus plumbers?"
"WTF, there have to be."
"Nope. You got angus doctors, angus lawyers, we even finally got an angus President, but no angus plumbers"
"Dude, you're right and you know what else bro? No angus hockey players."
"Right! But the other question is, why do we only notice this shit when we're high?"
"WTF, there have to be."
"Nope. You got angus doctors, angus lawyers, we even finally got an angus President, but no angus plumbers"
"Dude, you're right and you know what else bro? No angus hockey players."
"Right! But the other question is, why do we only notice this shit when we're high?"
by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016
Refers to the sequential order of unfaithfful sexual liaisons shared by multiple partners. Although only one or two individuals may be aware of other specific individuals in the chain, there are theoretically an infinite number of partners in the chain.
"Tania is totally down with a no-strings attached while her husband is out of town and I've wanted to fuck her since she moved in next door."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016
Marijuana that is of inferior quality, containing little, if any, THC or cannabanoids; alternatively used to describe any substance that resembles marijuana but is actually a different (non-psychoactive) herb. Use of the term appears to be restricted to central Ohio, Baltimore, MD and the Cleveland-Buffalo-Rochester corridor.
Mom, Toss me your car keys. My dealer sold me some ketterweed and I'm gonna drive over there and burn down his f-ing house.
by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016