The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
ask the person to use the bathroom. get naked and just stand there until the other person comes into the room. 2/3 they will laugh and sex you up.
-M hurries up and gets undressed-
-W walks in-
W: okay -gets naked-
the naked man
Eric: Yeah, it's just ashame she threw him out into the projects completely naked and the police are filing indecent assault charges against him."
Guy 2: Yeah it is, f-in naked man, he sucks.
Hadican(naked man): Hey guys STUTA *while doing retarded arm motions* is in the house!!
Guy 1 & 2: NO, BOOO STUTA!!!
b. a big dumb chode who goes by the name "Stuta"
Black man 2 - "Ya daw, i see that fat mug, he's screaming 'Stuta' and dancing around"
Black man 3 - "Pshh sheeeii G, look at his little bitch-tree-stump-cock daw, shit nigga my cock be hella bigga than that naked man"
Black man 4 - "Yo dats cus you black and you roll wiff gucci condoms...nigga"
Black man 5 - "Uhhh..yea ha..we is black"