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Acronym for "No Size Puss" made in reference to a small wimpy man.
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Basically its an acronym for Naked Shower Party
Guy #1: Hey man wtf did you do last night ?

Guy #2: i went to a crazy party man!
Guy #1: What kind of party dude ?
Guy #2: A fucking NSP Man, naked chicks everywhere
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No Shirt Party, made popular in the small city of Brockville, Ontario. All partiers men and women alike take off their shirts while dancing. This can be done at parties, clubs, bars ect.
"Man that NSP at the o2 was crazy last night!"
"Do you remember how many chicks we convinced to NSP last night??"
by b0bbydig1tal March 18, 2009
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None Shall Pass

A small, members only Troll group that terrorizes the Zdaemon community with teamwork that rivals the most coordinated teams ever -- all for the wrong reasons.

Common acts of Trolling are but not limited to: Spamming of nonsensical/racist/threatening binds, Team killing on Coop servers, general annoying acts towards admins, mods, and power tripping douchefags. And last but not least, brings the lulz, the guarantees, the derps, and the MMPHs.
Common Zdaemon Player: Fucking NSP is terrorizing the coop servers again, someone ban them!
Zdaemon Server Admin: I wish I could but they just won't stay banned, FML!
NSP member: You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it!
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see: naked sex parade
n.
abbr.

Naked Sex Parade &also: Naked(unprotected)Sex Parade
"jen refuses to give me NSP"
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"Nutt Swipe Present"; An obscene gesture, performed by a male, that involves taking the palm of the one’s hand, swiping it across their crotch, and then presenting it to the person(s) they wish to offend in a smooth continuous motion. This is intended to be a long range attack and considered back form to make contact with the receiver of the gesture’s personal space. To increase obscenity, it is perfectly acceptable to make seperate sound effects for the swipe and presentation portion.
That guy pissed me off so I NSP'ed him.
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Normal Sleep Pattern:
Since computer geeks have no life and stay at their computer watching pr0n and talking with foreign people until early morning, they need to come back to a NSP for turning their poor existence into a normal life.
Geek: Sorry, these days I tried to come back to the NSP so I haven’t been online for too long!

Geek #2: I wish I could do it too, and having a real life!
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