National Peddler's Radio.

A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"

"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
by Damn Damn Danno January 14, 2007
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Excellent non-profit source of news and entertainment, accused of having liberal bias but in fact the most objective and honest media source available.
Bill O'Reilly says NPR sucks up government money, but in fact they get about 2% of their money from uncle same, what a fucktard.

2%! Are you kidding me, that's like, 5 more subscribers they would need to survive....
by BrockStar November 8, 2003
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A radio station with just a little Left-wing bias, Not as bad as Air America. NPR does have some Republican-like bias such as support and sympathy for Israel. However, NPR is more of a entertainment station than a news and information. The only news shows on NPR are NPR news and BBC World News.
If you want really Liberal Opinions on the radio, listen to Air America, if you want Conservative Opinions on the radio, listen to Michael Savage or Matt Drudge. NPR is mostly just entertainment and Moderate-Left opinion.
by The Harmeister July 30, 2006
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A company hugely funded by taxpayer money, though it would work fine as a private company. Led by proven anti-semitic/racist executives who are doomed to loose their funding sooner or later.
MSNBC, FOX, and CNN do not receive free money from the government. NPR should compete as well.
by XMX97 March 10, 2011
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Although a good source for news, their monotone voices and blah program texture make BBC correspondents sound like Barry White by comparison
by remmy April 30, 2004
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One of the few truly independent news outlets in the USA. Arrogant right wing opinion mongers hate their balanced approach as there is no "agenda" to appease.
Rush: Where'd you get that in-depth understanding of a complicated issue?

Me: I heard it debated on NPR. Honorable people on both sides of the issue disagree.

Rush: Bah! They're all liberal degenerates.

Me: No, they're just free from conservative bias.
by modnar June 4, 2004
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After bowel movement at time of wiping: no marks left on toilet tissue. Acronym for "No Paper Required".
"Beautiful!. It's always the same after a few pints of stout: comes out like it's in a bag, tapered at both ends, silky, smooth and NPR."

by Piemanius May 20, 2008
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