9 definitions by Piemanius
I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.
by Piemanius March 7, 2009
"I'm burstin' for a Lillian Gish."
"I'm going for a gish. Anyone want one?".
"Single fish" sometimes used in lieu of Lillian Gish.
"I'm going for a gish. Anyone want one?".
"Single fish" sometimes used in lieu of Lillian Gish.
by Piemanius March 6, 2007
"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."
by Piemanius May 15, 2008
After bowel movement at time of wiping: no marks left on toilet tissue. Acronym for "No Paper Required".
"Beautiful!. It's always the same after a few pints of stout: comes out like it's in a bag, tapered at both ends, silky, smooth and NPR."
by Piemanius May 20, 2008
The combined sound of snorting hard that wad of mucus or phlegm or lunger or its medical name "paranasal tubercular sinus oyster" from nose to back of throat then adjusting position by teasing it around the soft palate prior to firing forcefully from mouth (or, er, swallowing).
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.
Spit it out to produce a pavement oyster
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.
Spit it out to produce a pavement oyster
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.
by Piemanius May 15, 2008
Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny
She's a twatwanker of the first order.
by Piemanius September 15, 2006
The brown marks left, below waterline, on the white porcelain after a particularly messy dump.
(Sometimes only removable with brush and boiling water).
(Sometimes only removable with brush and boiling water).
OK. C'mon, own up. Who's tank-tracked the bog?
Sorry guys. That curry got the better of me. I've tank-tracked the toilet.
There are tank tracks in the toilet. Who is responsible?
Sorry guys. That curry got the better of me. I've tank-tracked the toilet.
There are tank tracks in the toilet. Who is responsible?
by Piemanius May 20, 2008