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It stands for Neuro-Linguistic Programming. The study of the mind, broadly speaking.
He's delved into NLP since his grnama died from Alzheimer.
NLP by André Bretas November 23, 2004
Hey buddy, let's get some ones and go to the NLP.
NLP by Thefrog February 27, 2014
DREW: "Hey Barry, want to go see a movie"
BARRY: "Sorry, I can't. I'm NLP"
NLP by uhleeshaw May 22, 2010
If you`ll do this, John, you`ll have an NLP from me!
nlp by Mr. Snack July 17, 2010
Sensitization anchoring and triggers such as colour coordinating, one headlight, and caughing used with mobbing for gangstalking targeted individuals on the watchlist as non investigative subjects organized and coordinated through Fusion Centers with the CIA, FBI, NSA and using Air Force sattelites for DEWs, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning capability and disrupting, discrediting, dividing (DDD) TIs to isolate, set up, nuetralize with plausible deniability and incite mass shootings so they can impose stricter gun control.
The CIA, FBI, NSA, DOD use NLP techniques on American citizens with psychological warfare to make up terrorist and do theater.
NLP by TI Satan June 17, 2023

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.
"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"