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Acronym for New Age Free Thinker. Hippies and hipsters will tend to put this in their display name to show how punkrawk and/or straight edge they are. Often used as an adjective (1) sometimes as a noun (2) and sometimes just as people want to use it (3). 'NAFT'ing often encourages liberal topics such as gay marriage, anti-monogamism, free drug use, anti drug use, and other conflicting viewpoints that nobody gives a shit about anyways.

One can only hope that this won't become a label...do I even need to point out that these NAFT supporters are invariably female?
1. That is so NAFT!
2. I'm a NAFT
3. (Unintelligible bullshit...) NAFT!
by Nobodycares April 02, 2006
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What did Joe actually do at work? NAFT.
by Farce Pest July 15, 2004
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1. A universal word used by retards.

2. A word that can mean absolutly anything

3. A word that replaces all adjectives, adverds, conjunctions, determiners, interjections, nouns, objects, prepositions, pronouns, subjects, and verbs
Naft that! I'm not going to naft that fucking naft.

She's so naft. I would take her naft and naft it all nafting night

You've just been nafted!

Naft! what did I tell you about nafting on the floor.
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It's... me.
"Hey Naft, how about those lousy skidnappers?"
by Naft "The Big Kahuna of Doom" November 04, 2003
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A mixture of "nifty", "rad", and "swift"
That new CD you bought is so NAFT man!
by Roxanne The Moose August 16, 2003
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When a horny girl orgasms so hard she bleeds
"Oh daddy stop your going to make me naft"
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