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1.Explaining the truth in an aggressive tone
2.ejaculation in pants
3.being a spaz
Jordan mysted all over his pants before eating mcdonalds

mystery was mysting for a whole ten minutes

Jordan you need to stop Mysting, it's getting annoying!

Jordan Mysted while in his class, causing an uproar throughout the room
by screwyparasite December 23, 2011
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