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Myspace Tom 

A big computer nerd, who grew up with no friends. He created a network of people, in which he is automatically added as everyone's friend. This makes Tom think that he has actual friends (he doesn't) and he can now sleep and masturbate without crying.
Person 1: "Hey, I just joined MySpace and this Tom guy is apparently my friend. I don't know him and he doesn't look like the type of person that I would normally befriend."
Person 2: "Myspace Tom is a computer nerd and made it so the MySpace network automatically makes him your friend. I suggest that you immediately delete that pathetic loser from your friends."

Myspace Tom 

The guy who created an entire website for teens to keep in touch instead of using e-mail or cell phones. (We all know actual real life contact ceased some time ago.)
I am Myspace Tom. I created yet another way for people to avoid each other!

Myspace Tom 

Myspace Tom

The antichrist of the internet

A big jerk who will delete your account for no reason.
I am the Myspace Tom I am your ruler for you are using my drug called Myspace HAHAHAHA
Myspace Tom by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

Myspace Tom 

The one and only TOM, creator of myspace, what else is there to say?
Myspace Tom: Myspace; A Place for Friends!

No Tom, we're NOT friends.

Myspace Tom 

A lonely man who created myspace in an attempt to make everyone his friend.
Myspace Tom by dfsfdsdfsdfku March 21, 2009

Myspace Tom 

1. A guy who goes around looking at myspace profiles and reporting people so that they get deleted.

2. The guy who actually deletes them.
1. Because of Daniel's lack of friends, he has extra time each day to hunt down underage myspace users and report them. Daniel is a myspace tom.

2. I didn't do anything wrong and my myspace got deleted. Thanks alot, Tom!
Myspace Tom by clockwrist August 22, 2008