I walked this girl home, but I was totally Mutomboed at her door.
by Spicy Cream July 11, 2008
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1. Interjection: Used to indicate that something has been prevented, blocked, or otherwise rejected.

2. Noun: Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA Player and Defensive Player of the Year.
1. That woman slammed the door in the face of that man! Mutombo!

2. I miss the good old days back when Mutombo was still around blocking shots.
by MFerg August 7, 2010
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A very long and fat BLUNT.
Refers to Dikembe Mutombo's massively long finger.
"Wana get high?"

"Yeah"

"If you hit this Mutombo, you will wake up in an African Hospital."
by Zeus the Rockets Fan February 5, 2010
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a horbal gorbal, often used in reference to the girlfriend of an irishman.
"hey, mutombo...wake me up!!
by dodd April 13, 2005
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When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.
As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.
by The Nutter September 4, 2006
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Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.
Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.
by George Clooney is ballin July 13, 2009
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