Flipping the muskrat

When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.

That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.

by Denzel wendell March 11, 2019

Nigerian Muskrat

An act of shitting on someones face and letting it stay till it hardens, then taking it off and putting in the freezer for later use, when frozen you wear it as a mask to rob a bank

We would have been in jail if Zeb didnt bring those nigerian muskrats.

by Sleepdome April 24, 2009

Muskratted out

The state of being incredibly high on Marijuana. Eyes are squinted, hair is fucked up, and all you can say is 'uhhhh'

Dude, I was so muskratted out that I was surprised when the cop didn't stop me.

by BigRed August 31, 2012

The Dead Muskrat Clan

The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.

OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 7, 2016

Muskrat

A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!

Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"

by Muskratman March 29, 2015

Dirty muskrat

When your girlfriend or wife shits her pants or the bed as your fucking her.

I was fucking the shit out of amanda in the ass and she shit the bed..that dirty muskrat.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 18, 2020