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n. "teree maa kaa thokoo" "the guy who fucks your mom"

A legendary figure, who's the subject of a recurring joke. The objective of this joke is to make someone ask "who's mushtaq". But they must already know about this joke from previous experience, and are tricked into asking it all the same. Then you hit them with the above given statement.

This is ideally done in a group setting.
Guy # 1 : Dude I had so much fun yest, we went to Bar Ibiza, then I hung out with a lot of cool people: Anna (a known friend) (other guy nods..)...Steve.. (guy nods some more).. Mushtaq

Guy # 2: Wait, who's Mushtaq

... long pause, which makes Guy # 2 realize he's fucked up. and then he gets hit with it:

"the guy who fucks your mom"
by teree maa kaa thokoo November 04, 2009
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A rare species, usually short in height with a mighty fine (ugly) face. This rare species is also a cadet mANiaC and enjoys snacking on food 24/7. Can be extremely weird and is often mistaken for a meme; please excuse her/him as they don't (often) mean it. Is also attracted to humans 20+ older than them who are often married with kids, and hairless llamas.
"Who ate my fucking lunch it was here two mins ago"
"Oh it was probably mushtaq"
"Yeah it was mushtaq"
mushtaq: *does meme face*
via giphy
by Penng tinng May 07, 2017
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