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lmao ooh im a muppet
by destiny June 19, 2004
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someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine
by NoNameRequired March 19, 2009
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another word for "wheel" in parts of the northeastern united states
"dammit, that muppet ran over my foot again"
by majordriver November 20, 2007
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A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.
Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?

Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!

Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!
by darkpassengerx September 02, 2008
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A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.
a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER
by Anonymous March 04, 2003
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An endearing term to call someone of slight obesity
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1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.
by Ernie August 27, 2003
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