Mummie
"Dude I was having sex with this chick and her ass was full of mummies."
"He was picking mummies out of his butt."
"He was picking mummies out of his butt."
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Poo Mummie
A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion
Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.
Poo Mummie by Alexnathen December 17, 2008
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Shreyansh Ki Mummie
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HER
Shreyansh Ki Mummie by Beluga Ka Frand November 26, 2021
mummified person
Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023
sloppy mommie
A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.
sloppy mommie by running out of patience January 5, 2008
Cheese Mummies
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.
Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
Cheese Mummies by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017
Autoerotic Mummification
Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.
"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."
"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."
"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."
Autoerotic Mummification by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012