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Mumkey Jones 

An edgey YouTuberwho gained prominence due to his satirical anime reviews and School Shooter content. He wrote a book called the triflers and is currently writing a book with sheepover called diary of a supreme gentleman a version of Elliot Rodger's Manifesto in the style of diary of a wimpy kid he is also currently trying to get in the upcoming film in the cool cat saves the kids series entitled cool cat stops a school shooting he has gotten into some drama due to his edgey content and his fans. He was kicked out of the procrastinaters podcast due to a bunch of his fans playing very mild pranks on endless Jess who couldn't handle it and gave the PCP an ultimatum keep either him or mumkey. Digi to aka digibronymlp is the leader of the PCP and made a video shitting on mumkey. in turn, a bunch of mumkey's fans showed just how much digibro contradicted himself and how much of an hypocrite he is. Mumkey is a character who has the traits of being edger than the sharpest sword, extremely depressed constantly wants to kill himself and is an alcoholic. Other characters on his YouTube channel are jumkey mones, mumkey's long lost twin cousin, and assburger
Elliot:"Mumkey Jones released a new edgey video today"

Alexa:"really? I thought he killed himself already"
Mumkey Jones by H1ROYUKI May 23, 2018
Related Words

mish mumkin 

Mainly used in the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this phrase means "no way!"

So if you visit Cairo one day, and want to try to haggle with one of the merchants in Khan-al-Khalili, you can keep saying "mish mumkin" when they offer you a price until they get to the lowest price.
Dude 1: "Man, yesterday I saw a Lamborghini Countach that was painted with a really glossy and shiny blackish-purple color, and it had spinning rims, and to top the back spoiler was shaped differently, and it looked really scary. Plus a huge flame came out of the exhaust once that sucker took off."

Dude 2: "Mish mumkin!"

Dude 1: "How could I lie about this man?"
mish mumkin by Adel7 September 23, 2007

Mumkey jones 

Shitty youtuber taken off youtube for pedophilia commonly known as James choi's boyfriend
Mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile who rapes kids (sung to the tune of row your boat)
Mumkey jones by James ju won choi November 1, 2019

Rug Mumkin 

1. When a woman empties her bowels, whilst recieving cunnalingus.
2. A chick getting the box licked off her while pushing out some butt butter.
Jhonny: "Billy said she just about beat him within an inch of his life, until he agreed to give Brenda a Rug Mumkin."
Ted: "I'd commit suicide if I was that toilet!"

"That chick was so hot, I would have given her a Rug Mumkin while 69'ing, AND have her on top!"
Rug Mumkin by TheBigP September 25, 2012
The unlikely enemies of the "Monke"
Mumkees are the root of all evil, and should be burned. This is an artist rendition of what the average mumkee looks like
Monke: "you hear about war between monke and mumkee?"

Other monke: "yes"
Mumkee by Monke President August 29, 2021
u fucking mumke
mumke by dj snakechain November 4, 2021