A form of speech that makes it impossible to say anything without offending a minority.
Investigator: And could you describe the suspect for me?
Witness: Yes. The suspect was... with ... and had a really ..... I'd say the suspect's...
Witness: You're a government funded investigator. If I say "white" or "black" or "she" or "he" or "short hair" or "large tattoo" or "midget" or "giant" or "medium hieght," you're going to immediately going to call me a racist/sexist/pollitically incorrect person and throw me in jail for three years.
Investigator: Did you just say "black?" I'M GONNA THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU NO-GOOD DIRT-EATING WHITE TRASH SCUMBAG!!!!!!
1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.
1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!