A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
by Geoff AF April 30, 2010
fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)
1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.
(pl. n.)
1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.
by Scaper-X December 12, 2005
Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.
Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.
by Donkey Pong July 20, 2006