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A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.
Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.
by Mark D.. October 14, 2010
It's a Jersey thing.
Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.
by Loose Finger Louie October 14, 2010
Muff cabbage- another word for a womens private parts. aka their vertical smile aka their snatch aka. vigina

this was used in south parks jersey shore episode
your garbage, your a muff cabbage or you smell like a muff cabbage
by crazyace October 15, 2010
It's a Jersey thing.
You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!
by TheKruton October 15, 2010
Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls
That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!
by Zzkconncar October 15, 2010
A slang term for a woman's vagina.
You are a muff cabbage.
by WiggyTheCanuck October 15, 2010
It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.
Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!
by Nikki0919 October 13, 2010