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Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
by Roc18 October 13, 2010
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Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.
by Loose Finger Louie October 14, 2010
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Assuming that a muffin top is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.

Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area

So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage
You are muff cabbage!!

I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!
by thomasthemountainman October 15, 2010
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n 1. Loose hanging labia (minora). Used as an insult. Allegedly, a result of having multiple partners.

n. 2. A used woman; floozy
I opened her lips, but couldn't find the hole. All I could see was her muff cabbage blowing in the breeze!
by SouthPark101 October 16, 2010
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A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.
I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.
by answersinc. October 13, 2010
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by JMoyer October 13, 2010
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The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.

Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.

Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.

Cure: unknown
You have a muff cabbage bitch!
I can smell your muff cabbage from Lodi.
What an angry muff cabbage!
by Vagius October 14, 2010
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