2 definitions by letsgoducks

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The quality of sex you have with your towel while masterbating.
Gross, dude. But nice towel performance.
by letsgoducks August 30, 2010

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A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.
You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.
by letsgoducks October 15, 2010

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