A quality or way of life involving being exceedingly innocent in reality, but saying terribly sexually inappropriate things without realizing it in front of children.
Muellerist: "Alright, class, let's look up Leda and the Swan." Class: (dead silence) Muellerist: "Oh my, why are these so graphic?" Class: "What a muellerism!"--- Muellerist with a speech impediment in a Croc's store: "Goth, theeth cocs are tho comforthabul!" Friends: "Mueller!"
by Alberth Wethker March 6, 2011
Even as if getting a foot massage from another guy wasn't bad enough, the smell of the water was like dank underwear covered in malt vinegar. The accuracy of this muellerism was like nothing they had ever seen.
by 0mueller0 February 26, 2008
by YAWA March 23, 2019
Careful consideration of an issue or a decision that results in a final irreversible decision. During the period of consideration, no amount of speculation, distraction, or pleading or argument is given any credence or consideration with regard to influencing the final outcome.
“Mother, will you please tell me yes or no, will my Bone spurs allow me to dodge the draft?” Answer: “Son I will have to get back with you I have paid our family doctor to Mueller it over.”
by Tomazon February 9, 2018
This dude is the coolest most amazing guy in the world. And a true best friend. He can make you smile more than goldfish do.
by Allison Burnett October 12, 2010
Time of action by special counsel Robert Mueller. "Mueller time" is a time of reckoning for the American traitors from Donald Trump's inner circle who colluded with Russia to sway the 2016 presidential election in Trump's favor. "Mueller time" can also refer to prison terms served by above-mentioned offenders.
Michael Flynn is threatened with lengthy prison sentence, so he cuts a deal to rat on Trump. Trump says: uh-oh, it's Mueller time.
Paul Manafort was sentenced to 20 years of Mueller time.
Paul Manafort was sentenced to 20 years of Mueller time.
by dranalog November 18, 2017
A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
by James Westen April 18, 2019