Man Queef. The queef from a man's penis.
Ow! I keep mueefing and I can't stop!
by Luke is Manly January 24, 2011
When your talking and a squeaky squishy sound is emitted from your mouth unintentionally. Usually caused by saliva moving between teeth.
Recently having his braces removed Dave is constantly mueefing when he talks.
by soggymist May 02, 2010
a man queef where a man is screwing himself and busts a nut and then farts.
aww he just mueefed himself it sounds like.
by codenamesnakeskin June 30, 2009