Mrs Claus 

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows

Mrs Claus is watching MTV

Mrs Claus by supercutekid November 27, 2011

Dirty Mrs Claus 

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.

This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.

Dirty Mrs Claus by JMNS December 22, 2023

Mrs. Claus Vagina 

When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself

Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina

Mrs. Claus Vagina by T and H December 16, 2010

Mrs. Claus 

A sex act wherein a person with a penis jacks off and cums onto the forehead of their partner.

Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.

Mrs. Claus by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019

mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs

Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause

mrs santa clause by R9ckruff December 4, 2017