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To be extremely drunk. So named in honor of the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who spent extended periods of time composing music while feverishly intoxicated.
Dude #1: "Dude, you were effin' Mozart last night."

Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."
by RHH January 26, 2009
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Mozart or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was a famous pianist and composer of the 1,700's but this is also used in "pulling off a Mozart" as in someone is playing the piano while exposing their anus and making farting noises.
This is oftenly thought of as badass among pianists and extremely challenging.
Man: "OH MY GOD! That little fucker is pulling off a Mozart!"
Elderly Black Man: "I just saw that awesome bastard do it like an hour ago!"
Man: "He must be going for the worlds longest Mozart!... EAR-TITS!!!"
by ac3092 April 30, 2009
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1)a complimentry name you would call a very smart person which pays hommage to the briliance of the great composer himself.
dude, he's like wicked mozart...he got a 1600 on the SAT's
by b April 07, 2005
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Mr. Mozart was born in a great country. He lived for a long time and did stuff to make himself famous. 1 second after he turned 18, his father, seeing his talent for achieving beauty, sent him on a flight to JFK airport in new york. He then signed contracts with many famous record labels and spread his name. His greatest hits were debuted and became a instant success on Broadway. Mr. Mozart died of choking on a toothpick while eating at the White House. He is one man to be remembered.
Man 1:"Hey look it's mr. mozart!"
Man 2:"OMG! YEZ IZ HIM OMG IM GONNA PAZZ OUT!"
Mr. Mozart:"Yay!"
by ilovecows March 10, 2007
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The most overated musician ever. Mozart is what is called: 'Mainstream Classical' other types like this are Bach and Beethoven etc. This is classical for people who've listened to nothing better. Modernday tranceproducer Arksun is musically more skilled than Mozart was in his day. Just because Mozart was the greatest of his days he is still remembert as a the musical genious of times but he is not, There are musicians far more skilled than mozart was nowadays. I like classical, don't get me wrong, yet Mozart is certainly not the musical genious he is acclaimed to be.
A. pmfg Mozart is teh ch00nm3istro!!!111one!! 111eleven!!!!11exclmationpointone!!!111
B. What other composer do you know then?
A. pmgz!!!11 b4ch and teh beethovenz0rz!!!111one
B. ever heard of grieg or faure?
A. wh0???////slashslash???///
by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 06, 2005
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