A trespasser, stalker and witchy old hag. Often has large hamstrings and a raggedy blonde bob. Aspiring language enthusiast. (Half orphan)
by jkshe'samilf May 12, 2021
In any scenario, primarily used in the video entertainment industry (i.e. Halo 2), when one is run over or splattered by any object or vechicle.
by A Boob March 16, 2005
by vbloke June 11, 2006
An annoying, Mongoloid species of Radio DJ. Can be identified by his total lack of humour and dim wits. Enjoys pork pies and trying to humilate people especially women. Always found with a parasitic attachment called a "Comedy Dave" usually half-way up his arse.
Avoid this Moyles at all costs.
Dangers include obnoxious odours (possibly lethal), The sudden urge to kill and fatal boredom.
Also known as 'that fat cunt'
Avoid this Moyles at all costs.
Dangers include obnoxious odours (possibly lethal), The sudden urge to kill and fatal boredom.
Also known as 'that fat cunt'
by El Miguel April 18, 2004
to leave a company, go to a new company, complain incessantly about the original company, complain about the new company, return to the original company with no complaints and a significantly higher salary.
Brian: "Man, I hate this place. I make no money and I work way too much. I deserve more. My youtube links that I send out are WAY better than anybody else's in this joint..."
Chris: "Dude, you should totally Moyles this place... You'll easily get a 20% bump in salary and, best of all, you can continue to keep me entertained all day long with your sweet youtube-osity. It's like taking candy from a baby, really..."
Chris: "Dude, you should totally Moyles this place... You'll easily get a 20% bump in salary and, best of all, you can continue to keep me entertained all day long with your sweet youtube-osity. It's like taking candy from a baby, really..."
by cfarley February 20, 2008
Half Chav, half ape creature. Tends to hide his ugly mug behind the veil of radio. A Moyles is known for almost unbelievable ignorance and arrogance whilst demonstrating a total lack of humour or talent. Is usually to be found associating with sycophantic dunces who are paid to laugh during his poorly timed pauses.
Tune in to Radio 1 any morning for a full example. Be warned - you may find the experience upsetting.
by Withnail 101 April 19, 2004
The host of the BBC Radio 1's brekfast show, thinks of himself as "the saviour of radio one".
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
a: I heard Chris Moyles on the radio this morning
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
by Iain1977 May 2, 2008