lawn mower

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.

The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.

by annomus8 May 10, 2011

Wrong Mower

1.When someone is consecutively wrong on a test or some other sort of exam.

Example:
1.Larry: Dude I missed the last 10 questions on my Calc test!

Albert:Yeah you just got wrong mowered right there.

2. Teacher: And Tony, what do you think the answer is?
Tony: C. Actually no, wait D. No... Its gotta be A
Teacher: Well umm actually the answer is B.
Me: Wrong mowered

by Albert Pineda September 16, 2009

Lawn mower

A lawnmower is a tool to mow grass

I bought a cheap lawn mower

by Akaksksios July 11, 2020

mower meat

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer

Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.

by galcoolest March 1, 2005

Shopping Mower

The electric carts available for fat people at the grocery store.

She rode the shopping mower through the greens section of the store.

by WikiWoman January 22, 2011

Mud Mower

A Altoona redneck term used by the Altoona bums when they can’t afford a car, also known as a romper or mud tractor.

Damn PonyBoy you got the Mud Mower out. Let’s go to the woods and slang sum mud..

by Mowers and femalez March 31, 2021

Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.

My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.

by DazCaz2 May 22, 2015