A really awesome lawn mower that is lifted and got nobby tires and light bars. It qualifies as a mud mower in Maine only you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. Mud mower are for men and sexy women that like to get down and dirt.
mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.
I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me
The act of a man rotating his flaccid penis in a helicoptermotion while a woman with excessive diarrhea deficates on it. (May use laxatives for added effect)
“My lady and I had a freeweekend so I went ahead and showed her the good ol’ mudmower” (LTB)
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!