Mouthasim 

Food so good you could orgasim

Man that pasta was so good i think i had a mouthasim!

Mouthasim by squrralz420 May 20, 2009

mouthgasm 

when food is so good it feels like your having an orgasm in your mouth.

Ashley: Omg, did you taste the chicken patty at lunch today?
Tina: Yes, it was soo good i was having a mouthgasm.

mouthgasm by Terry from Reno 911! October 17, 2007

Mouthgasm 

When one eats something that causes sensation in one's mouth unlike any other, rising to a height of orgasm in the mouth.

When the syrupy eggs touched my mouth, I couldn't believe the sensation I was experiencing. The mouthgasm was inevitable.

Mouthgasm by DPC MARRY ME January 24, 2009

mouthgasm 

to experiance an orgasmic-like reaction to the tasting of food!

(laura eats charles's curry) "woah charles! like total mouthgasm!"

mouthgasm by Charles Sterling April 25, 2006

Mouthgasm 

what happens when you eat food that is so good, it is like having sex in your mouth

K- OMG! Thanksgiving Mouthgasm!
J- ...Mouthgasm?
K- It's like having sex in my mouth! XD

Mouthgasm by Shearer Nonbeliever November 30, 2011

mouthassjackery 

1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.

2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.

3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.

example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!

Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.

example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.

TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.

mouthassjackery by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009

mouthgasm 

When something you eat is so good that your mouth basically has an orgasm. An orgasm of the mouth.

I had the best sushi in the world. It was such a mouthgasm!

mouthgasm by Aimee7979 March 16, 2011