Moustachette 

The hair that sits on top of the lip of a 16 year old boy, whom, wears it with pride thinking that he is at last, truly, a man.

Oh my sweet moustachette; one day, people will realise the true value of you

Moustachette by Tom Selleck. January 22, 2011

Moustacheturbation 

The act of playing with ones' moustache.

Cuthbert playfully twiddled his facial hair, engaging in a spot of harmless moustacheturbation.

Moustacheturbation by CuthbertLilly May 14, 2009

Moustachelessness 

-The absence of a moustache.
-The act of not having a moustache.

"Yo cuz, his moustachelessness is dope"

Moustachelessness by CheeseGrater2001 June 16, 2016