mouse

A cute, furry little mammal.

Unaffectionate plural: mice
Affectionate plural: mouses

I love my mouses and dogs. WOOF!

by Punctilious non-frummie January 22, 2005

mouse

Another word to describe females who are easy on the eye.

Guy A: Dude, the girls at the Foo Fighters concert was on point.
Guy B: Man, the mouse was happening. There was an overload.

by roadfighter September 15, 2016

mouses

noun(p)-plural form of computer mouse. uses new grammer rules for a new word.

My mouse broke. Do you have any extra mouses I could borrow?

by Tash October 3, 2003

Mouse

A swollen facial hematoma commonly suffered by boxers.

The cut-man tried to ice his fighter's mouse but in the end had to use his razor on it.

by bobbyflats July 21, 2008

mouse

another cute name for a womens vagina

I'm going to slip off your panties and lick your cute mouse until you squeak.

by leekent April 19, 2011

mousing

The act of using a computer wordmouse/word

Mousing is more accurate now that I have an optical mouse.

by LikeableRodent July 1, 2003

Mouse

An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse

Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*

by Rina Lam October 12, 2011