that girl's hella mounted!
by ssiikak August 1, 2005
We drank, kissed, talked for 20 minutes. I kissed her again, then nuzzled her neck, brushing against her breasts. She complained ofbeing warm andpulled off her sweater. I undressed and asked her if she would join me in bed. She quickly stripped, lay down beside me, and pressed her tits and belly against me. Then she rolled onto her back, raised her knees off the bed, and I was finally able to mount her, ramming my cock deep into her vagina on the 4th thrust.
mounted same.
by mmmmmmmno November 3, 2021
when you go around looking for reindeer decorations during Christmas season and when you find them you balance one's front on the other's back, in a sex position.
"Yo, let's go mounting tonight! I saw some reindeer in Mrs. Robinson's lawn"
"It feels wrong when you mount a baby reindeer on an adult reindeer"
"It feels wrong when you mount a baby reindeer on an adult reindeer"
by ridds November 24, 2007
"The drive through Boston today after the Red Sox game was such a mount, it took like 2 hours to get through the city."
"Wrapping 100ft, 2 inch thick generator cables is a mount."
"Wrapping 100ft, 2 inch thick generator cables is a mount."
by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008
if you are mounted on something or someone you constantly talk about it/them, you are not in love with it just really obsessed for a short period of time
friend 1: oh my god she is so cool and hot, I wish I could be like her. she is also really smart.
friend 2: you are mounted.
friend 2: you are mounted.
by chamillionare13 May 16, 2009
by Penis McTithead February 19, 2004
noun: A fucked up situation that is illogical. Often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. This term is a Deep South synonym for cluster fuck.
Guy1: Hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some ketamine?
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
by We know it really is broken July 1, 2013