Mountain Dew

An Essence of Life Mountain Dew can heal any wounds and combined with Dorritos it can give life

Guy: What are you drinking?
Guy: Mountain Dew Dipshit

by MLGDEW February 2, 2015

Mountain Dew

A subliminal way of saying you wanna fuck.

Yo, Billy I wish Shawna would Mountain Dew me. If ya catch my drift.

by CuntFucker29 September 29, 2017

Mountain Dew

A drink that looks like battery acid

Is that battery acid? Nah its just mountain dew looks like a yellow highlighter

by LA FLAME WAIKIKI February 3, 2019

Mountain Dew

Extra-Extra Virgin Olive Oil consumed by gamers, incels, and boomers who can't stomach monster. Actually tastes pretty good. Sometimes shortened to "Dew".

Friend 1: Hey bro wanna shred some Diablo and drink some Mountain Dew tonight?
Friend 2: Hell yeah!

by Hirsc October 20, 2018

Mountain Dew

A widely known drink in America,named after the dew that comes from the leaves after a good rain.

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

I drank some Mountain Dew.

by Hybrid Fangirl January 27, 2017

Mountain Dew

A goddamn MLG drink. Very common.

Joe: Hey Mack, want some Mountain Dew and Doritos?
Mack: Hell yes, it's time for MLG!

by Bloopmamoopa April 10, 2016

mountain dew

Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.

Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.

by c * h * r * i * s March 25, 2008