motley crue

Anagram for "My toe ulcer."

Jerry G: Isn't that interesting, Carlos?
Carlos: No.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer March 16, 2005

Motley Crue

The only Hair band to successfully hit mainstream.

Listened to by wannabe Metal heads and ditzy preps who think they're "hardcore".

Motley Crue Sucks. Period.

by Motley Crue = Monkey Crew February 25, 2006

motley crue

Whether people wanna admit it or not, Motley Crue are the founders of death metal. They wore makeup but not enough to make it their gimmick or to make them bona fide hair metal, much like some death metal artists out there (Avenged Sevenfold). And their music consists of hardcore lyrics laced with adult themes of violence, sex, and language, much like death metal is. Hell, most death metal bands today list Motley Crue as one of their key influences.

Marilyn Manson, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and others list Motley Crue as an influence to their music

by Sue the Samurai September 7, 2006

Motley Crue

A decent metal band made up of a bunch of wannabe punks. Vince Neil (frontman, Axl Rose's bitch, hits like a powderpuff), Tommy Lee (drummer, 24 inch dick, Kid Rock's bitch), Nikki Sixx (bassist, pissed in a cop car once), and Mick Mars (guitarist, the lone ranger and only talent in the group). Despite the fact that they suck as human beings, they collectively get at least four-hundred and twelve times as much hot ass as anyone that could possibly be reading this right now, and for that, they deserve two thumbs up.

Hey, did you hear Tommy Lee is fucking Pam Anderson?

Yeah, not if Kid Rock doesn't kick his ass first...

Hey did you know Vince Neil punches like a bitch?

Yeah, Axl would kick his ass in a new york minute...

Motley Crue sucks

by Axlwouldkickvinceneilsass November 23, 2009

Motley Crue week

A week in which a guy has sex with three or more girls.

Alan has been hitting the bars a lot, trying to have a Motley Crue week.

by Tommy Mack February 27, 2012

her Motown, you Motley Crue

basically, it's a reference to a May-December cougar romance. A difference between generations. A Mrs. Robinson affair.

Steve and Cyndi are going out together. Steve makes Cyndi feel like she's 28 again. Steve is 28. Cyndi is 54. It's a clear case of a "her Motown, you Motley Crue" romance.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 2, 2008

her Motown, you Motley Crue

basically, it's another reference to a May-December romance where the woman is quite a bit older than the man. This is also referred to a "Mrs. Robinson" love affair, because of the movie "The Graduate" where Dustin Hoffman's character falls in love with his girlfriend's mother.

The marriage of Demi and Ashton is a case of "her Motown, you Motley Crue".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 15, 2007